New York City….Git A Rope
Posted on | July 8, 2009 | 1 Comment
As we drive around the Country there is one question we are asked more than any other: Where y’all from? Putting New York City in that answer gets you one of two responses(I’m paraphrasing here):
Response A: “That city is full of sinful wicked creatures and if I wasn’t so scared that you were plannign to sacrafice me to your heathen god right now I’d make the sign of the cross and command the devil to leave y’alls unholy bodies. But the statue of liberty is really nice” The most offensive version of this came from the woman who worked at one of Loretta Lynn’s gift shops after we bought, what I can only describe, as the single most racist toothpick holder in the western hemisphere.
Response B: “My daugher lives there…In Brooklyn…You don’t say.”
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July 14th, 2009 @ 9:03 am
OMG. I absolutely LOVE your Pace Picante Sauce reference!!!